The pet rock makes a high tech return

I was not around for the pet rock craze. Thank goodness!!! It was the equivalent of the emperor’s new clothes. Sell the people something that isn’t anything other than what it is but convince them otherwise? That was the pet rock. And now Think Geek has made it available for you geeks out there who don’t already have a thousand gadgets making permanent residence in your limited USB ports.

Here’s why you need a USB Pet Rock:

  • They don’t need food or water.
  • They don’t chew on your stuff.
  • They will make you instantly cool.
  • They never talk back to you.
  • They will forever love you in their own rocky way.
  • They are the greenest USB products ever created, as they draw absolutely no electricity.
  • They are compatible with Windows (7 and lower); Mac (all OS’s); Linux; and all other past, present, and future operating systems – no drivers needed!
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