It’s 4/20 and you stoners know what that means!

  1. Try to convince the pizza guy that when you asked for “four twenty-ounce Cokes” you really meant “four twenty-ounce Cokes”
  2. Host a four-and-twenty-hour dramatic reading of “Sing A Song of Sixpence”
  3. Hire members of Steamfitters Local 420 to install and repair your gas pipes (Philadelphia area only)
  4. Reminisce about that time last December when the Iowa State Wrestling Team beat the North Dakota State Wrestling Team 42-0
  5. Screen your own Nash Bridges marathon, co-starring “Richard” Marin
  6. Invite your friends to celebrate the day Oliver Cromwell dissolved the Rump Parliament, they’ll like that
  7. Watch that Susan Boyle video 420 times in a row
  8. Make brownies

For the record, 4:20 or 4/20 (pronounced four-twenty) refers to consumption of cannabis and, by extension, a way to identify oneself with cannabis drug subculture.

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